Bragging Rights Almanac

 Gary Workman Weekly Power Rankings 1. Ready for A Full Load (9-2) -- W2 For perspective, a list of teams in our league history who have started 9-2: 1. Annual Fucking Landslide (2019) put up 46 points losing to Glenn's in week 12, bowed out in first round of playoffs 2. Stairway to Evans (2016) lost to Steve 141-119.14 in week 12, league champion 3. Money or Nothing Next Year (2014) beat Travis 104.32-101.94 in week 12, lost in first round playoffs by his own doing That's the list. Where Load goes from here is anyone's guess. The best regular season record in league history, pure W-L is 10-4. With several of the regular season records but only one championship to show for it in seven seasons, we'll see if he places a priority on padding his Fantasy Football Reference page, or if he's trying to add some hardware to the trophy case. 2. Fully Supported Troops (7-4) -- W4 Really had to dive into the numbers on this one: during Ty's four-game win streak, Dalvin Coo...

Let's get right to it. Gary Workman Weekly Power Rankings 1. Fully Supported Troops -- 6-4 (W3) The league's eyes should all be on the Troops' matchup this week, as they have a chance to send Everybody's Favorite Mully to the shadow lands. More on that in a bit. With a combined 236 points over the last two weeks, Ty withstood a pedestrian Dalvin week with a Sanders, Succop, and one hell of a Chubb. Everything this guy has thrown out the last few week sticks, including a Jakobi Myers start. Weird that since abandoning his blind loyalty to the Jerry cult, his team has gone demonstrably better. There remains in our great league three owners who have yet to reach the Rendletop, those being Ty, Steve and Jacques. I asked a couple league members one summer night a few years back if we should start awarding jackets a la The Masters for the champ. To which Pat simply replied, "I mean we could, but then we'd just be a bunch of dicks in green jackets." Not my best i...

Glenn’s Power Rankings It’s presumable the last week of unemployment for Glenn’s so I decided to use my time wisely and do a little write up on Bragging Rights Power Rankings. We are seemingly at the point in the season where Ls can’t be taken, Ws are just a sense of false hope, and stress levels are at an all time high. The annual clusterf*** that is entry to the playoffs is coming. We have an 8-man league where it’s anyone’s week and we have the history to prove it so buckle up bitches. Power Rankings Disclaimer: Typically, I just look at points for and then breakdown and that is my power rankings. That isn’t as fun and doesn’t give the full story of what is happening real time, so I decided to change it up a bit and make it juicy. This is not me predicting who makes the playoffs but who I think are the strongest teams currently. Remember it’s MY F****** OPINION! (J!) Glenn’s is not held liable for the outcome of this list. If your erection last longer than 4 hours after reading thi...