Bragging Rights Almanac

  CLBB Week 4 Predictions by Sound Financial Management CLBB would like to note that the weekly recap has been outsourced to our local Demi-God. Stay tuned for more information from the bot killing, cheek clapper himself later in the week. Furthermore, CLBB would like to state on behalf of Sound Financial Management (SFM) that SFM is not a certified gambling entity. SFM continues to focus on providing its clienteles with the soundest financial management that can be found in the industry, as well as a continued focus on taking care of parking tickets. Now that the legalese is done please enjoy CLBB’s new installment: Sound Financial Management Odds and Pick Ems!   Sound Financial Management Week 4 Odds and Pick Ems   Glenn’s vs Rowdy Rhinos While many things in life change this is a match up that doesn’t. The two stalwarts of Bragging Rights face off yet again. The only two teams to not change their name find themselves at the top of scoring through the first ...

 CLBB Week 2 Recap Washed Columnist Max Seng Big Oof (2-0) defeats The Demi-God Strikes Back (1-1) Final: 84.78-74.82 We open up this week's recap with a real rock fight as newly-anointed Bag Boy vacuumed up our commissioner's short-lived revenge tour against unknown assailants.  An effortless 19.7 from McCaffrey and another 16.9 from the $40 tight end Kelce was enough to get by the guy who buys then frames photos of himself. For all the fair market value Steve noted he took advantage of (?) at the draft, Demi-God followers have privately questioned playing Corey Davis against a stout Pats D. Nonetheless, the year is young and despite starting 2-0, King of the Oofs made major moves this week against the advice of his financial advisor, spending $58 on three different free agents no one else bid over $10 for. Both these players are still searching for their first championship, and aren't messing around, as evidenced by their words and their dollars. Rowdy Rhinos (2-0) defeat...

  CLBB Week 1 Recap   1.       Rowdy Rhinos vs The Mojo Moments – CLBB Preseason rankings had Sloan at 7 th and what a mistake that was. I don’t know which would do more damage in a China shop between Rowdy Rhinos and a wannabe New Zealander wielding a former professional baseball player’s bat, but after this week my money is on Rowdy Rhinos. The Rhinos went ahead and dropped 124.26 while simultaneously stealing all of Max’s Mojo. Right now, The Mojo Moments are just looking for one singular Mojo Moment. Fat Bastard gave Austin his Mojo back in Jay Roach’s 1999 classic, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. Seng’s team better find this leagues Fat Bastard to help him get his Mojo back quickly.   2.       Glenn’s vs Daddys Home – It was a close game but not really. Glenn’s was able to secure the game heading into Monday night’s game with the dub. The three headed beast of Kamara, Chubb, and Harris was looking lik...

  CLBB 2021 Preseason Rankings The dust has settled from the draft weekend, the two-day hangover is gone, and we are all back to the real-world grind. What a draft weekend it was. All eight of the boys were under one roof like God intended and boy did we make the most of it. From the Mojo Moments to the giant pizzas, and everything in between, the draft weekend met all expectations and more.  Here is a quick power ranking from the draft weekend:  “The greatest photo of the league, ever” Max sniffing Boom Cups yelling “MOJO MOMENT!” Additions and participation of Speed Bump and Blitzkrieg Seng Steaks (and other various sources of sustenance he supplied)  Sloan’s ability, no matter what the levels of debauchery, to look like it’s “just another Tuesday” Now that we had a good laugh reminiscing, time for this year’s preseason power rankings: Revenge of Cobb’s Bubble Route – A baby on the way and a CFP exam in the future this owner did the only thing any responsible adul...

 

 

  From the desk of Max Seng 100 Insurance Dr, Ste 69 Hickory, NC 28601 ‘Twas a humid June night in the heart of downtown Wilmington, an evening like many others. The streets bustled with patrons of local shops, restaurants, and bars while above them in the second story of a nondescript building located a block from Cape Fear River, history was being made. In that building, seven of the eight owners of the world-renowned Bragging Rights fantasy football league sat, entrenched in their annual “Summit”, the namesake of an annual gathering that marks the first official act of the new season. Team owner Alex Sloan (Sound Financial, parking attendant Alpha) read off each topic that had been mentioned, texted, whispered in the shadows to be voted on at the annual gathering, and several votes were settled quickly. Keeping the league at 8 members quickly passed, trading waiver budget points was decided that it would be explored with Steve entering a room (everyone agreed they’d like to see ...